This is a direct quote from the results of a test my mom filled out regarding me, her only begotten daughter.
“Social skills problems are considered to be one of LAUREN’S most significant behavioral and emotional areas to address. . .LAUREN’S BASC-2 profile indicates significant problems with Social Skills. Based on Rhonda Wiest’s ratings, LAUREN is experiencing problems with the following behaviors:
My test just called me a loser. With capital letters and repetition in case I missed the point the first 8 times.
No. . .wait.
It gets better.
My mother just called me a loser.
Why didn’t I just go to medical school like everyone else? Then I could be testing my blood instead of my personality.
On the bright side, I probably would have bombed that entrance interview, what with my social skills, and all.