Email 1. From Andrew, to me
Hey Dumpling, be a sweet heart and give (mutual friends) your address. 🙂 hehe
Email 2. From me, to Andrew
My sweet precious boy:
If you EVER try to pick up a girl using a pet name that rhymes with plump and contains the word “dump,” it will be as though I never knew you. I can’t afford to have the boys I trained in all things ‘girl’ ruining my street cred like that.
Apparently I’ve failed to give my boys some fairly crucial tips regarding how to compliment a female. I have a lot of girlfriends to answer to. . .